(sigh) For those of you who know me know that I'm a big guy, I won't go into height and weight, lets just say I get asked a lot about my high school football career, (didn't happen people) so there I am in the normal sized porta-potty, which is smaller than I really want it to be, I start thinking about all the things not take in to one of these things, - keys, - wallet, - flashlight - cell phone - me. Then all of a sudden a spider starts crawling up my leg! I'm not sure what it looked like from the outside of the porta-potty, but I freaked out!! I didn't know what it was at first, but when I touched my leg and it crawled even quicker, which caused me to throw myself in to a sort of spinning motion inside the porta-potty, I started screaming, not like a little girl either, but like a man with a really high pitched girlish voice, I was doing anything I could to kill this spider, it just wouldn't die! But I'm pretty sure after a couple more spins.
Don't get me wrong I'm glad it (the Porta-potty) was there for me, I'm great full for that, but I'm not for that spider, later I started thinking while I was climbing the roofing to fasten my wall down, if the spider would have bitten me, would I be Spiderman?
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You could only hope your spider man, but probably not.
Have you ever had to go into the poop for your wallet??
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